Childs Play

A few comments from Children..

"How good do you have to be to know en-passant?"

"If I only had one more move I could have checkmated him too"

"I tried the 4 move mate but it took too long"

"I didn't move too fast. My opponent moved too fast. That's why I lost"

A little girl when asked what the result of her game was remarked,
"He won, I desired him".

A little boy when asked what chess group he was with at last year's Brownell-Talbot Chess Camp, i.e. the Fischer Group, the Alekhine Group, the Capablanca group remarked, "I'm in the Cappucino group."

Source:
lafrese@mail.goodnet.com (lafrese)
Bruce Draney (bdraney@esu3.esu3.k12.ne.us)
Date: Jul 1997
rec.games.chess.misc